"Hello and welcome to another day of higher education!"
"May I admire you again today?"
"Ladies, I might be able to work out a deal where either one, or the both of you could be pregnant by the holidays. Whaddaya say?"
"Hey, drinking and driving don't mix. That's why I ride a bike."
"His name is Blane?? That's a major appliance, that's not a name!"
"I live to like you, and I can't like you anymore."
"We don't have none of this stuff in the boys' room. Wait a minute... we don't got none of this. We don't got doors on the stalls in the boys' room. We don't have--what is this..? We don't have a candy machine in the boys' room. We don't got none of that, none of that..."
"I want you to know, despite my appearance at this function, I remain now, and will always be, a duck-man."
"If you don't go to him now I'm never going to take you to another prom ever again, you hear me? I mean, this is an incredibly romantic moment and you're ruining it for me!"
"Yo man! Next time, I kick yo ass! Dat'll be dat!"
"I love this woman, and I have to tell her. And if she laughs, she laughs. And if she doesn't love me, she doesn't. But if I don't find out... Oh, I love her too much ... She's gonna laugh"
"I'm off like a dirty shirt..."
"I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore. So when you get your heart splattered all over hell and you're feeling really low and dirty, don't look for me to pump you up again because maybe for the first time in your life...I won't be there."
"He's going to use your ass and throw you away. God, I would've died for you!"
Andie: There're public bathrooms all over the place.
Duckie: I'm not nine, Andie. I know that. It's just that it's the end of the month, they're out of toilet-seat covers!
Andie: May I admire you?
Duckie: If you wish.
Duckie: What now?
Andie: Bed!
Duckie: Yours or mine? ... Ours?
Duckie: You know, this is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing. It's really marvelous.
Andie: Volcanic?
Duckie: Well, you know. Hot, dangerous...
Andie: You here long?
Duckie: No, no! Three... four... hours.
Duckie: You know what an older woman does to me?
Iona: Changes your diapers?
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